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- Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
- I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
- I’m writing a book about glue, but I’m stuck on the first chapter.
- What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
- Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
- Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
- Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
- What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
- What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
- What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
- If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
- I have a clean conscious—it’s never been used.
- I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
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